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11.26.2009
11.18.2009
Wednesday Night Survey!
1. Relationship Status = Taken
2. Nickname(s) = I have so many... Mainly Bear/Kelsibear
3. Zodiac sign = Aries
4. Male or female = Female
5. Elementary School= Hawthorne Elem., Cottonwood, Lakeview, Seeliger, Bordewich-Bray
6. Middle School = Carson Middle and Hawthorne Juinor High
7. High School= Carson High
8. Hair color = Currently, redish
9. Long or Short = Short
10. Loud or Quiet music = moderate
11. Sweats or Jeans = I want to buy some sweats
12. Phone or Camera = Both please
13. Health freak = Not really
14. In a Relationship or Single? Redundant.
16. Eat or Drink = Eat. om nom nom nom
17. Tattoo = None
18. Pepsi or Coke = Pepsi
19. Been in an airplane = Yeah
20. Been in a relationship = Yup
21. Been in a car accident = XD
22. Been in a fist fight = No.
23. First piercing = Ears and nose
24. First best friend = Dara
25. First award = None.
28. First big journey = Out of the womb
29. Last person you talked to in person today = Shaina
30. Last person you texted = Ryan
31. Last person you watched a movie with = Shaina
32. Last food you ate = Soup
33. Last movie you watched = Up
34. Last song you listened to = It was in Rachels car so...idk
35. Last thing you bought = Senators Dog Tag necklace
36. Last person you hugged = I hugged someone...I just can't remember
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
37. Food = Chinese/mexican
38. Drinks = lemonade
39. Clothing = the pretty kind
40. Flower = carnations.
41. No question here = You suck. <-- hahaha rachel
42. Color(s) = Green, pink, yellow
43. Movies = All
44. Subjects = Sci Fi, Trig, Gov't
X IF YES:
46. [X] celebrated Halloween
48. [X] UNLIMITED minutes and/or texts on your cell phone
49. [X] had someone question my sexual orientation
51. [ ] got pregnant
52. [ ] had an abortion
53. [ ] did something you regret
54. [X] broke a promise
55. [X] hid a secret
56. [X] pretended to be happy when not
57. [X] met someone who changed your life
58. [X] pretended to be sick
59. [ ] left the country
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing
62. [X] ran a mile
63. [ ] went to the beach with my best friend
64. [X] got into an argument with your friends
65. [X] hated someone
66. [ ] have ever stayed single a whole year
CURRENTLY:
67. Eating = Nothing
68. Drinking = Nothing
69. Listening to = Family Guy and my neighbors shitty rap music
71. Plans for today = I did lots of scholarship crap
73. Want kids = Eventually
74. Want to get married = Yessir
75. Careers in mind = Something with my future history degree
IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
77. Shorter or taller = Taller
78. Eye color = Green
79. Dark hair or light = Dark
81. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship
82. Looks or personality = Personality.
HAVE YOU EVER
83. Lost glasses/ contacts = Not lost. Broke.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense = I want to buy a knife.
86. Killed somebody = On a video game
88. Been arrested = Nope.
89. Cried when someone died = Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
90. Yourself = Yes
91. Miracles = You sexy thang
92. Love at first sight = No
93. Easter bunny = Easter Guinea Pig
94. Santa Claus = Heat Miser
95. Sex on the first date = Never
96. Kiss on the first date = Yes
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = Yes. But he wanted a break from seeing me.
98. Is there something you would like to say to someone = You're a butt face and you better go to the craft fair with me.
2. Nickname(s) = I have so many... Mainly Bear/Kelsibear
3. Zodiac sign = Aries
4. Male or female = Female
5. Elementary School= Hawthorne Elem., Cottonwood, Lakeview, Seeliger, Bordewich-Bray
6. Middle School = Carson Middle and Hawthorne Juinor High
7. High School= Carson High
8. Hair color = Currently, redish
9. Long or Short = Short
10. Loud or Quiet music = moderate
11. Sweats or Jeans = I want to buy some sweats
12. Phone or Camera = Both please
13. Health freak = Not really
14. In a Relationship or Single? Redundant.
16. Eat or Drink = Eat. om nom nom nom
17. Tattoo = None
18. Pepsi or Coke = Pepsi
19. Been in an airplane = Yeah
20. Been in a relationship = Yup
21. Been in a car accident = XD
22. Been in a fist fight = No.
23. First piercing = Ears and nose
24. First best friend = Dara
25. First award = None.
28. First big journey = Out of the womb
29. Last person you talked to in person today = Shaina
30. Last person you texted = Ryan
31. Last person you watched a movie with = Shaina
32. Last food you ate = Soup
33. Last movie you watched = Up
34. Last song you listened to = It was in Rachels car so...idk
35. Last thing you bought = Senators Dog Tag necklace
36. Last person you hugged = I hugged someone...I just can't remember
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
37. Food = Chinese/mexican
38. Drinks = lemonade
39. Clothing = the pretty kind
40. Flower = carnations.
41. No question here = You suck. <-- hahaha rachel
42. Color(s) = Green, pink, yellow
43. Movies = All
44. Subjects = Sci Fi, Trig, Gov't
X IF YES:
46. [X] celebrated Halloween
48. [X] UNLIMITED minutes and/or texts on your cell phone
49. [X] had someone question my sexual orientation
51. [ ] got pregnant
52. [ ] had an abortion
53. [ ] did something you regret
54. [X] broke a promise
55. [X] hid a secret
56. [X] pretended to be happy when not
57. [X] met someone who changed your life
58. [X] pretended to be sick
59. [ ] left the country
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing
62. [X] ran a mile
63. [ ] went to the beach with my best friend
64. [X] got into an argument with your friends
65. [X] hated someone
66. [ ] have ever stayed single a whole year
CURRENTLY:
67. Eating = Nothing
68. Drinking = Nothing
69. Listening to = Family Guy and my neighbors shitty rap music
71. Plans for today = I did lots of scholarship crap
73. Want kids = Eventually
74. Want to get married = Yessir
75. Careers in mind = Something with my future history degree
IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
77. Shorter or taller = Taller
78. Eye color = Green
79. Dark hair or light = Dark
81. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship
82. Looks or personality = Personality.
HAVE YOU EVER
83. Lost glasses/ contacts = Not lost. Broke.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense = I want to buy a knife.
86. Killed somebody = On a video game
88. Been arrested = Nope.
89. Cried when someone died = Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
90. Yourself = Yes
91. Miracles = You sexy thang
92. Love at first sight = No
93. Easter bunny = Easter Guinea Pig
94. Santa Claus = Heat Miser
95. Sex on the first date = Never
96. Kiss on the first date = Yes
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = Yes. But he wanted a break from seeing me.
98. Is there something you would like to say to someone = You're a butt face and you better go to the craft fair with me.
11.15.2009
Sunday Afternoon Survey
Are you wrapped in a blanket?
I am not.
What is the last movie you watched?
I am currently watching Theodore Rex
Who was the last person that texted you?
Ryan SirMcFace
What was the last thing that you microwaved?
Last nights dinner!
Would you rather drink coffee or tea?
Chai tea <33
Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
No way!
Is there a difference between love and in love?
Yes. I believe so.
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Sure could.
Are you ticklish?
I'm going to say no just so no one will try.
What are you currently listening to?
My sister chewing.
Do you always answer your phone?
I have to or else my mother will hunt me down and murder my face off.
Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
Cold
What was the first thing you did this morning?
grabbed my glasses and dragged myself to the bathroom
What color are your nails painted?
nail colored
Do you think age matters in relationships?
If you're around people like my mom who dates people in their 20's (she's 41)
then you start to.
How's your temper?
short
....like me!!
Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Miah??
Has anyone disappointed you recently?
no.
What is something you are NOT looking forward to?
My hands smelling like patchouli all day.
What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, ruffle shirt, nose ring.
Do you currently have a hickey? Where?
I do not.
What are you doing tomorrow?
going to school
Who did you sleep with last night?
myself
and my stuffies
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
Why yes.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
How many messages are currently in your myspace inbox?
None. No one ever messages me :(
Have you ever walked in on people having sex?
That would be so weird because I know it would be my mom if it did happen!
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
nope!
Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in ambulance?
Yes. I was in a very bad car wreck in 2nd or 3rd grade. I didn't get hurt though. If I wasn't wearing my seat belt I would have definately died though.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an M?
No?
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine
Ever kissed anyone eighteen or older?
Yes
Have you spoken to your mother today?
I was just on the phone with her.
Do you drink a lot of water?
I shoulddrink more
When is the last time you saw number six on your top friends?
Well, you can tell where I got this survey....
Number 6 is Kaitlyn Quigley.
Now why is she that low....hmmm...I need to investigate...
What is the last thing that you swallowed?
honestly? spit.
Do you think someone is thinking about you?
Should be. He's coming over and she's buying me dinner foods
What was the last thing you laughed at?
Shainas pretzel walrus teeth
Did you enjoy your weekend?
I did actually
Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Not taking more French classes
Why did you last cry?
I can't remember right now but I can tell you it was either because I hurt myself or because someone was mean to me.
What do you usually do right when you wake up?
open my eyelids.
Are you wearing socks?
yes. and shoes.
and my feet are STILL cold.
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes.
Who was your first crush?
xD
Patrick Harrington. I've known this kid since kindergarten!
I need to talk to him before we graduate.
How many texts are in your inbox?
70
Do certain songs remind you of certain people?
Yes.
Last person you hugged?
I noticed that I don't really hug people.
That kindof makes me sad now.
Is the last person you texted male or female?
Maleboyguyman
Have you argued with anyone today?
Probably. I tune it out.
Red, blue, or black pens?
I totally thought that said penis. No really I glanced up from the keys and it said penis!
I like red pens because they stand out, but I use black pens on everything else.
Is your cell phone fully charged?
it has all the bars, but I doubt it's FULLY charged.
Small or big dogs?
I hate dumb little shakey dogs.
but I want a medium dog.
ps. I want a yellow puppy and a kitten.
I am not.
What is the last movie you watched?
I am currently watching Theodore Rex
Who was the last person that texted you?
Ryan SirMcFace
What was the last thing that you microwaved?
Last nights dinner!
Would you rather drink coffee or tea?
Chai tea <33
Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
No way!
Is there a difference between love and in love?
Yes. I believe so.
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Sure could.
Are you ticklish?
I'm going to say no just so no one will try.
What are you currently listening to?
My sister chewing.
Do you always answer your phone?
I have to or else my mother will hunt me down and murder my face off.
Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
Cold
What was the first thing you did this morning?
grabbed my glasses and dragged myself to the bathroom
What color are your nails painted?
nail colored
Do you think age matters in relationships?
If you're around people like my mom who dates people in their 20's (she's 41)
then you start to.
How's your temper?
short
....like me!!
Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Miah??
Has anyone disappointed you recently?
no.
What is something you are NOT looking forward to?
My hands smelling like patchouli all day.
What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, ruffle shirt, nose ring.
Do you currently have a hickey? Where?
I do not.
What are you doing tomorrow?
going to school
Who did you sleep with last night?
myself
and my stuffies
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
Why yes.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
How many messages are currently in your myspace inbox?
None. No one ever messages me :(
Have you ever walked in on people having sex?
That would be so weird because I know it would be my mom if it did happen!
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
nope!
Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in ambulance?
Yes. I was in a very bad car wreck in 2nd or 3rd grade. I didn't get hurt though. If I wasn't wearing my seat belt I would have definately died though.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an M?
No?
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine
Ever kissed anyone eighteen or older?
Yes
Have you spoken to your mother today?
I was just on the phone with her.
Do you drink a lot of water?
I shoulddrink more
When is the last time you saw number six on your top friends?
Well, you can tell where I got this survey....
Number 6 is Kaitlyn Quigley.
Now why is she that low....hmmm...I need to investigate...
What is the last thing that you swallowed?
honestly? spit.
Do you think someone is thinking about you?
Should be. He's coming over and she's buying me dinner foods
What was the last thing you laughed at?
Shainas pretzel walrus teeth
Did you enjoy your weekend?
I did actually
Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Not taking more French classes
Why did you last cry?
I can't remember right now but I can tell you it was either because I hurt myself or because someone was mean to me.
What do you usually do right when you wake up?
open my eyelids.
Are you wearing socks?
yes. and shoes.
and my feet are STILL cold.
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes.
Who was your first crush?
xD
Patrick Harrington. I've known this kid since kindergarten!
I need to talk to him before we graduate.
How many texts are in your inbox?
70
Do certain songs remind you of certain people?
Yes.
Last person you hugged?
I noticed that I don't really hug people.
That kindof makes me sad now.
Is the last person you texted male or female?
Maleboyguyman
Have you argued with anyone today?
Probably. I tune it out.
Red, blue, or black pens?
I totally thought that said penis. No really I glanced up from the keys and it said penis!
I like red pens because they stand out, but I use black pens on everything else.
Is your cell phone fully charged?
it has all the bars, but I doubt it's FULLY charged.
Small or big dogs?
I hate dumb little shakey dogs.
but I want a medium dog.
ps. I want a yellow puppy and a kitten.
11.06.2009
Friday Night Survey
Yeah it's my third post of the day, but I don't care.
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You're single, Why?
:O I'm not!
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
I like the weather when I can wear a long sleeve shirt OR a tshirt and I'm perfectly fine
Do you eat ranch with your pizza?
That's gross
What is the last reason you cried?
Ryan was mean.
How often do you drive?
Never. No license.
Where did you sleep last night?
My bed. I love it.
Have you ever tripped on acid?
It burned all of my skin off when I fell in it.
Are you a forgiving person?
Pretty much
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
A lot.
Do you fall for people easily?
I used to. But I've been with the same guy for almost two years, so...that would be a no?
How has this past week been for you?
Eh.
How long have you known your best friend?
9th grade.
Is there anyone you wish you were with right now?
Yessir.
Do you have any piercings? If so, where?
Ear lobes. Ear cartilage (which is gauged to an 8). Septum.
(here's my ear hole)
Have you had any beer this week?
Beer is nasty.
What color are your eyes?
Bright green
What are you doing tomorrow?
REtaking my SATs
Who was the last person in your bedroom?
The guinea pigs hahaha
Real person: myself.
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
Ryan
(he was like 13 in this picture!)
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I wanted to sleep longer
Do you have a promise ring from your parents?
No
Are you typically a jealous person?
I can be....
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I talk to the people that they concern and no one else.
Did you have a dream last night?
No.
Do you trust people easily?
Yes :/
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Yes! And after!
How many pillows on your bed?
three.
Any plans for tonight?
Ryan is coming over after work.
Who was the last person you took a photo of?
Myself.
Who was the last person to take a photo of you?
Myself? hahaha
No one really takes pictures of me.
Wait! Jeremiah did!
Did you laugh a lot at something today?
No.
Except when Shelly got an 18% on her American Government quiz hahaha
Do you think relationships are ever worth it?
Yessir
Did you enjoy your last weekend?
No.
How do you feel about the last person that texted you?
I like hiiiim <333
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You're single, Why?
:O I'm not!
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
I like the weather when I can wear a long sleeve shirt OR a tshirt and I'm perfectly fine
Do you eat ranch with your pizza?
That's gross
What is the last reason you cried?
Ryan was mean.
How often do you drive?
Never. No license.
Where did you sleep last night?
My bed. I love it.
Have you ever tripped on acid?
It burned all of my skin off when I fell in it.
Are you a forgiving person?
Pretty much
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
A lot.
Do you fall for people easily?
I used to. But I've been with the same guy for almost two years, so...that would be a no?
How has this past week been for you?
Eh.
How long have you known your best friend?
9th grade.
Is there anyone you wish you were with right now?
Yessir.
Do you have any piercings? If so, where?
Ear lobes. Ear cartilage (which is gauged to an 8). Septum.
(here's my ear hole)
Have you had any beer this week?
Beer is nasty.
What color are your eyes?
Bright green
What are you doing tomorrow?
REtaking my SATs
Who was the last person in your bedroom?
The guinea pigs hahaha
Real person: myself.
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
Ryan
(he was like 13 in this picture!)
Were you happy when you woke up today?
I wanted to sleep longer
Do you have a promise ring from your parents?
No
Are you typically a jealous person?
I can be....
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I talk to the people that they concern and no one else.
Did you have a dream last night?
No.
Do you trust people easily?
Yes :/
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Yes! And after!
How many pillows on your bed?
three.
Any plans for tonight?
Ryan is coming over after work.
Who was the last person you took a photo of?
Myself.
Who was the last person to take a photo of you?
Myself? hahaha
No one really takes pictures of me.
Wait! Jeremiah did!
Did you laugh a lot at something today?
No.
Except when Shelly got an 18% on her American Government quiz hahaha
Do you think relationships are ever worth it?
Yessir
Did you enjoy your last weekend?
No.
How do you feel about the last person that texted you?
I like hiiiim <333
9.12.2009
8.31.2009
8.09.2009
DRAMA
This is the hihglight of my day:
My mom has a slutty coworker who is married.
She is cheating on him with another coworker.
She managed to get husband and cheat-buddy to be friends and they all BBQ-ed together at cheat-buddy's house.
Everyone is drunk.
Husband leaves and leaves her there with cheat-buddy and his friend.
Cheat-buddy goes to sleep and wakes up and walks into his living room to find her and HIS FRIEND doing...."stuff"
She is cheating on her cheat-buddy.
Her husband only knows about her and cheat-buddy's friend.
This is why she called into work today.
My mom has a slutty coworker who is married.
She is cheating on him with another coworker.
She managed to get husband and cheat-buddy to be friends and they all BBQ-ed together at cheat-buddy's house.
Everyone is drunk.
Husband leaves and leaves her there with cheat-buddy and his friend.
Cheat-buddy goes to sleep and wakes up and walks into his living room to find her and HIS FRIEND doing...."stuff"
She is cheating on her cheat-buddy.
Her husband only knows about her and cheat-buddy's friend.
This is why she called into work today.
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