This is the hihglight of my day:

My mom has a slutty coworker who is married.
She is cheating on him with another coworker.

She managed to get husband and cheat-buddy to be friends and they all BBQ-ed together at cheat-buddy's house.
Everyone is drunk.
Husband leaves and leaves her there with cheat-buddy and his friend.
Cheat-buddy goes to sleep and wakes up and walks into his living room to find her and HIS FRIEND doing...."stuff"

She is cheating on her cheat-buddy.
Her husband only knows about her and cheat-buddy's friend.

This is why she called into work today.

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